CG: THE ONE’S THAT HAVE INSULTED MY PIES, ARE THE ONE’S THAT NEVER LEAVE THIS BUILDING.

CG: NOT YET, THOUGH I’D LOVE FOR HIM TOO. I THINK HE AND I WOULD BE ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT HOW GOOD MY CHERRY PIES ARE, HEHEH

CG: BUT I MOSTLY MAKE PIES. MY CAKES ARE GOOD TOO, BUT I’M MORE WELL KNOWN FOR MY PIES.

CG: WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF STUPID? NO, HORNS GROW OUT OF MY HEAD, THE CHERRIES ARE THERE FOR ME TO LOOK PRETTY, CLIP INS. 

CG: HEHEE, SORRY THAT SOUNDS A BIT RUDE, WHY DON’T YOU COME IN AND SIT DOWN, WE’LL HAVE A NICE LONG CHAT ABOUT THESE CHERRIES CLIPED INTO MY HAIR.

Actually today you are HOPING for more humans than trolls. You also should probably set this PIE on the counter. It’s still trying to cool. You can’t let them eat a hot pie, it would burn their mouth!

CG:REALIZE YOU NEED TO COOL DOWN YOUR PIES

CG: DOWN? 

CG: WHATEVER COULD YOU MEAN?

CG: NO ONE HERE IS DOWN, THAT IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY BAKERY!

You stand alone in your shop for right now. Why? Because you just switched the CLOSED sign to OPEN. Your bakery will soon be swarming with happy TROLLS and HUMANS.

Your name is KARKAT VANTAS, or like one of your other FRIENDS calls you, KK, which is so much cuter than that old long name. 

You very much enjoy BAKING. The thing you bake the most is PIES, and it’s really only CHERRY RED pies.  

These are the most DELICIOUS pies in your little shop. Everyone buys them, even YOU. 

CG: STAND IN WITH YOUR PIE